Well, hello there!
What’s your name?
It’s nice to meet you, Mr Minion.
My name is Harper. But you can call me Harpy. That’s what all my friends call me.
Can you come out and play with me, please?
On the other side of the fence, okay?
There! That’s so much better.
Of course we can shake hands!
Because that’s what friends do, right?
I really do like you a lot, Mr Minion.
I love making new friends.
Even with minions. They’re not very scary, you know.
But really, the time has come….
When I must bid you farewell and go and find some more new friends.
So, Bye, Mr Minion.
I hope to see you again soon.
Helloooooo fishy, fishy!
Will you be my friend too?